Seven Years in T’bed
Once upon a time, this aspiring writer actually used to write. Back in the early 00’s I used to be able to churn out 5,000 words a day, and still dedicate the evenings to...
Tagged: writing
Excuses, Octopuses and Very Black Cat-uses
Welp. It’s been a while. [Todo: list extensive, varied and plausible excuses here] [Todo: treat neglected website to a spa day] ANYWAY. My very-delayed Big Project is approaching completion. It’s called Saturday Gazette, and...
The Future is Here, but Not Just Yet
When I wrote my last update I had no idea it would be so long until I would post again. I had every intention of uploading more, and even had some posts drafted. It...
Octopus in Space
Fighty. Feely. Mighty. Stealy. Sneaky. Pokey. Cheeky. Chokey. These are the arms of Saturday Gazette, an octopus woken to newfound sapience aboard a dying starship. Together they’ll need to indulge in acts of piracy,...
Writing Content
A couple of months ago I applied for a job writing content for a PR company. I was asked to bring examples of content I had written, but most of my writing is either...
Updates and Bruises
My last story was in September?! Eek. Sorry. I haven’t abandoned this blog, I promise. In fact, quite the opposite – I check it every day to see if I have made a new...
Self ePublishing
It’s time. I started writing about 12 years ago – which translates to approximately 1.5 years of writing, and 10.5 of furious and intense procrastination, masturbation and staring out of windows, waiting for fiction...