Seven Years in T’bed
Once upon a time, this aspiring writer actually used to write. Back in the early 00’s I used to be able to churn out 5,000 words a day, and still dedicate the evenings to...
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Ashmatica does Mental Health
I hate Christmas. Aside from any issues of consumption, obligation, and religion, there’s all the fucking Christmas music. If I don’t make it to 2022, I want everybody to know that Christmas music finished...
Excuses, Octopuses and Very Black Cat-uses
Welp. It’s been a while. [Todo: list extensive, varied and plausible excuses here] [Todo: treat neglected website to a spa day] ANYWAY. My very-delayed Big Project is approaching completion. It’s called Saturday Gazette, and...
Updates Out Of Nowhere!
Does anybody still visit this site? I don’t. But that’s going to change! SOOOON. I’ve been taking some time off to “work on myself” and so I would like to apologise to any passing...