Tagged: food

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The Most Annoying Egg in the World

[contains language – because it was that annoying] Yesterday, as with many days, I didn’t eat properly. This was partly because yesterday, as with many days, I realised I’d forgotten to buy any food...

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Pea Soup

I don’t always eat vegetables, but when I do I eat vegetables that I don’t particularly like. The other day I made pea and mint soup. This involves lots of heavy cans of peas...

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Spoons

*Warning. This post may include death.* *May. I said may.* The other day I was behind the counter in the cafe where I work, doing important things involving spoons. I find that most things...

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The Pizza Beast

A couple of doors down from me lives a pizza beast. The pizza beast lives exactly where you might expect a pizza beast to live – in a pizza shop. The pizza beast and...

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A Lack of Enthusiasm for Teleportation

Recently I went with some friends to a lovely country pub, to eat fish and chips on a Friday night, while the beautiful British summer howled against the window panes and soaked up the...