Girls have it good. Don’t you think girls have it good?
Girls get to do certain special magical things that only girls get to do. And on top of all that, they get to do everything guys get to do as well. They even get to pee standing-up. It’s true, I’ve seen it. I peed squatting once, and that was quite nice, but is beyond the scope of this post. I’m not sure why I mentioned it.
But of the many things girls get to do that guys don’t, fucking about with their hair is the one that makes me jealous.