Category: Blog posts
Brick Breaker
Yesterday I got stuck on the toilet. As entertaining as bodily functions are, I’m the kind of person who needs a little extra entertainment in the bathroom. Sometimes I like to read a chapter...
The Great McDonald’s Expedition of 2013
I’ve just returned from a lovely week in the lovely France, where the lovely Miss-Matic and I attended the lovely wedding of a lovely French couple, who were, quite frankly, lovely. While we were...
Unexplained Bruises
Picture this, if you think it wise: After a long day – or even a short day – of being a person who gets stuff done, I like to get myself a beverage, take...
The Pizza Beast
A couple of doors down from me lives a pizza beast. The pizza beast lives exactly where you might expect a pizza beast to live – in a pizza shop. The pizza beast and...
Creepy Toad Ornaments
Right now, as I type this, a creepy toad ornament is looking at me. This particular ornament is a little smaller than the size of a fist, made of dark wood. The upper jaw/head/back...
Dropping Things Again
I’m good at dropping things. So good, in fact, that sometimes my natural dropping-things instincts kick in when I’m not even trying. This is usually fine, except when I’m holding a thing – especially...
The Tale of the Mysterious Bong
I was lying in bed the other night, working out exactly how I would melt the West Antarctic Ice Sheet to drown the low-lying areas of the world if I were a supervillain, when...
