Author: Ashmatica

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New INFECTED CONNECTION Teaser Trailer

My novel Infected Connection has been out for quite a while now, but it has a newly-edited teaser trailer! In events paralleling those in the novel, smartphone technician [NAME REDACTED] loses his job after...

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Updates Out Of Nowhere!

Does anybody still visit this site? I don’t. But that’s going to change! SOOOON. I’ve been taking some time off to “work on myself” and so I would like to apologise to any passing...

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The Most Annoying Egg in the World

[contains language – because it was that annoying] Yesterday, as with many days, I didn’t eat properly. This was partly because yesterday, as with many days, I realised I’d forgotten to buy any food...

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The Murder Room

The other week some friends of mine came to town. Their visit was quite exciting for a number of reasons, mainly relating to good company, alcohol and pies, and the hotel in which they...

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Multi-Tasking

Multitasking isn’t generally one of my strong points, but what I do quite well is eat. I can combine eating with other tasks in a manner which makes me look exceedingly skilful. I can...

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A Product Review of the Moon

Did you know that product reviews are a thing? Apparently they are. If you’re a blogger you can get free stuff from organisations who want their products reviewed. Everybody likes free stuff, and I...

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Obstacle Courses

You know those TV shows where contestants have to make their way along an assault course, negotiating a series of obstacles and traps to reach the end and win a prize? That’s what I’ve...

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Writing Content

A couple of months ago I applied for a job writing content for a PR company. I was asked to bring examples of content I had written, but most of my writing is either...