Monthly Archive: March 2013

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Applause

I live opposite a pub – which would be great if, a) I was deaf, b) I could afford to drink, and c) it wasn’t full of morons. Unfortunately, none of these things are...

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Infected Connection

Ladies and gentlemen, cats and dogs, cakes and confectionary products everywhere. I am pleased to announce that my novel Infected Connection is now available as an ebook. There’s a NEW trailer! There’s a website!...

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Self ePublishing

It’s time. I started writing about 12 years ago – which translates to approximately 1.5 years of writing, and 10.5 of furious and intense procrastination, masturbation and staring out of windows, waiting for fiction...

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The Tale of the Mysterious Bong

I was lying in bed the other night, working out exactly how I would melt the West Antarctic Ice Sheet to drown the low-lying areas of the world if I were a supervillain, when...