Disappointing Apocalypses… Apocali… Something…

So… the world didn’t end.
Civilisation didn’t crumble.
Nothing of sufficient mass struck the earth at sufficiently high velocity.
The dead didn’t rise from their graves.
Nothing fell apart.
The centre held.

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10 Responses

  1. Wily Guy says:

    How many of these will appear today? I wrote mine over here http://itsmynd.com/2012/12/apocalypse-remorse.html and I have seen at least one other so far.

    Welcome to the new Mayan-free world…wait, what? They’ve been gone for a while? Sheesh!


  2. jaybird says:

    Love it! My brother threw an end of the world party last night, (as a joke) and we had such a good time-

  3. Althea says:

    Haha! Darned sea-lion! 😛 x

  4. Mark says:

    It was one of the most disappointing days of my life.

  5. Oh darn. Looks like we’ll all just have to continue living.

  6. Beats being dead though. That’s always a bummer.

  7. Rachel says:

    Being alive is pretty cool so yay for that.

  8. lily says:

    Aww what did the poor sea-lion do?
    Blame the sodding Mayans for running out of parchment and ink, thus not being able to finish off the bloody calendar.

  9. sporkgasm says:

    I got kicked out of a club on Friday and I’m 38. I blame the Mayans.

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