Disappointing Apocalypses… Apocali… Something…

So… the world didn’t end.
Civilisation didn’t crumble.
Nothing of sufficient mass struck the earth at sufficiently high velocity.
The dead didn’t rise from their graves.
Nothing fell apart.
The centre held.

10 thoughts on “Disappointing Apocalypses… Apocali… Something…”

  1. Aww what did the poor sea-lion do?
    Blame the sodding Mayans for running out of parchment and ink, thus not being able to finish off the bloody calendar.

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